Total Medals Earned: 979 (From
175 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 13,275 Points
Defeat the largest Peon.
Reach level 10
Defeat the largest Miner.
Defeat the largest Splitter.
Defeat the largest Waver.
Don't get hit for 30 seconds.
Acquire a score of 100,000 or greater.
Defeat the largest Grunt.
Don't spend any skill points and reach level 10 or greater.
Accurately land 50 shots without a single miss.
Destroy 50 mines in a single game.
Reach a kill chain of 1000
Defeat the largest Fume.
Defeat the largest Seeker.
Defeat the largest Shield.
Defeat the largest Vessel.
Defeat 1000 enemies in a single game.
Completely fill your bestiary by defeating 20 of each enemy in the game.
Acquire all Trophies.
100% the game (Acquire a gold star on the main menu for both Trophy and the Bestiary buttons)
Recover some strength
Become a full human
Get your legs back
Grow small wings
Become the beast
Restore the fountain's flow
Complete the game in 15 minutes or less
Score $0 on the Plinko board.
Get all 4 small items' prices incorrect.
Get all 4 small items' prices correct.
Score $21,000 or more on the Plinko board.
Score $30,100 or more on the Plinko board.
Score $41,000 or more on the Plinko board.
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
View the game walkthrough.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
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Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.
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Meet Bee!
Meet Mitch!
Meet Shirley!
Kill the magician!
Defeat Charlie with the handgun.
Defeat Spike with the shotgun.
Defeat Derek with the shotgun.
Defeat Ashley with the shotgun.
Defeat Leon with the grenade.
Defeat Benjamin with the shotgun.
Defeat the first opponent.
"You're a fucking choir boy compared to me." Defeat Damian with the shotgun.
Defeat the butcher with the handgun.
Defeat Chubby Cheeks with the rifle.
"Well, do ya, punk?" Defeat Federico with the magnum.
Defeat Hans with the handgun.
Defeat Leroy with the shotgun.
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Defeat Teatowel Hassan by vaporising him.
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Read through the entire manual.
Get more than 50 customers in one day.
Play for 50 (in-game) days
Buy all four properties.
Get a daily net result higher than $500.
Collect 1 concept art.
Watch the introduction cinematic.
Defeat 5 enemies.
Collect 1 sound track.
Collect all concept art.
Complete half of the game.
Defeat 30 enemies.
Collect all sound tracks.
Watch all cinematics.
Complete the game.
Defeat 80 enemies.
Collect all Red Orbs.
Complete the game without dying.
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Finish one third of the levels.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!